Thursday, 30 April 2009
Here's a little Beltane tale. The two greatest magicians in the universe were White and Black. Black challenged White to a duel to see who was the most powerful. They faced off and Black went first, invoking the most terrifying forms and apocalyptic noises, hurling them at White in a relentless, urgent barrage. After all the scariest chaos imaginable had abated, Black stood there with a smirk as if to say "Ha, I've won, beat that!". White leaned over impassively towards Black and whispered in his ear - "Boo!".
Monday, 20 April 2009
Saturday, 18 April 2009
Steve is a chef and he recently got a new job. There was something strange going on but he didn't realise at first. It was a supposed to be a vegetarian restaurant but the name 'Hannibals Cannibal Cafe' should have alerted him to the fact that not all was as it should have been. Another clue was the head chef, his name was Lecter and had a fondness for Chianti. He had already complied with the strange 'Cabbage Graft' requirement but confided in me that he was rather bemused. During service he was shocked when Lecter shouted 'Two Arm Kebabs' and grabbed his arm, thrusting it on the grill. Steve managed to wrestle free and ran away never looking back! Still not sure what's happening with the cabbage though.